Welcome home

I use to remember how happy I was when I moved here…

Yeah, I was happy. It is the first flat that actually belongs to us so I feel proud to say “I’m going home”. I can actually feel the meaning of this word. It feels comfortable and safe. My mom has chosen this part of town because she thinks is safer than the other one, where we use to live.

Well she is right. It’s in the middle of the town and nothing bad happens here. Or at least… That’s what I thought.

Everything started with me listening to music. As I always do. But when I was in the middle of an audit orgasm someone started to hit the radiator pipe. At first I didn’t realize what that terrible sound was. So I decided to ignore it. But after a couple of minutes my neighbor appeared to my door and started a fight.

She has a baby so I kind of understood her. But after a couple of days I was with my mom in the kitchen, we were just having lunch and the same lady started again to knock. I swear we were just eating, in silence. Only if she heard the sound that our knifes were doing while cutting the meat…

But what really made me think that she is crazy happened the other day. It was Sunday and I was home. So was my mom. We were listening to music and we were washing the dishes after lunch when the same annoying knock knock started again. We thought that maybe she is doing that because the other neighbors were disturbing her. But she came again to our door saying that she hears us walking in the house. I mean…I can’t just walk in my own apartment?

Crazy women…I'm scared to breathe. What if she hears that too?

Just pick one!

I was wondering why is so hard to be a girl. And after short conversations with friends, I mean boy-friends, I understood that this topic is very popular between them. I will clarify this issue for you guys. Here we go…

A girl always but always has to wear much more clothes than a boy. I’m not kidding. Let’s analyze a bit this aspect. You get up in the morning take the first pair of jeans that you can find and the only clean t-shirt that’s left and you’re ready to go.

A girl has to have very cleared in her mind every single piece of clothing that she owns. That’s just the first step. She must be aware of new trends and to personalize her style. She has to create a perfect outfit and that request a lot of work. Haaard work.
Just take a look and pay attention to the differences. I bet they both went shopping.

A girl has to walk on heels and has to wear heavy bags. She has to look sexy and attractive, not sporty because she’s not a boy. And about the things that she has in that biiig bag… Well I guess this will remain a mystery for you. 

But after all the effort I think she deservs something more than this question “What took you so long?” And when she is asking your opinion stop saying this “Just pick one!”. You should take a look and tell her the truth. 

Speaking of clothes…maybe I’ll post some of my outfits :)

Baby Names

I was thinking that very soon I will become a wife, I will have a family and I will give birth to children. As I was saying: very soon. Veeery soon. Well not that soon. Maybe in a couple of years. Or even more. I think I need 5 years only for me. I said 5? I meant 10. And afterwards I will need at least 5 years more only for me and my husband.

As I was saying… very soon I will become a mother so I have, I definitely have to be prepared. And I can’t be prepared if I don’t have a list with baby names. I feel very inspired today so here we go…

I have a perfect name for the first born. If it’s a boy, I will name him Marcelino. 

Isn't sweet? I will take god care of my little boy. I will make him watch Marcelino Pan y Vino. He will become a fan, will be proud of his name and will follow Marcelino’s example. He will love to drink wine and will be very obedient. 

If the first born will be a girl then I will name her Picardía. I like the sound of this word. In Spanish means “cunning” and is just the way I want her to be. At least that’s how I want her to be with boys. I want all her relationships to be just cunning plans to obtain what she wants. Picardía is also one of the 26 regions of France so she will have a place of her own.

No, just kidding. Seriously now. If it’s a boy his name will be Brad. And the girl’s name will be Jennifer. Yes Jennifer and not Angelina. I’m in Aniston’s team. She and Brad form a much better couple than Brangelina.
She has that sexy vampire look.

But she is so sweet, so beautiful and so innocent...

And again just kidding. I didn’t think about baby names yet. Actually, I didn't even think about finding a new boyfriend yet...

M U S I C

Today I woke up being hungry for music. The past two days I haven’t listen to anything; basically I buried myself into homework and books. So I decided to take a break. I don’t know why but the first song that I googled was Jojo- Too Little too late. This song was one of my favorites in 2004-2005 and I kind of missed it.

JoJo-Too Little too Late

Then I switched to some rock but I will let you here just one of the songs that I listened to…

Seether ft. Amy Lee-Broken

I couldn’t ignore the suggestions from youtube…

James Morrison ft. Nelly Furtado-Broken Strings

I just love his voice and I find this song quite awesome.

Matt Kearney-Runaway

I keep breaking my own rules…

Armin van Buuren ft. Nadia Ali-Feels so Good

I can switch from love songs to rock, I can listen to pop and go into trance afterwards… I don’t resume my music tastes just to one specific type of music. I don’t eat only poultry meat or only pork meat. It’s just the same with music…I want to try a bit from everything, but not too much because I could gain weight. 

Dating Tips. Part two

For girls

Don’t dress too elegant! It’s your first date, and your partner will definitely choose a casual outfit. I know you want to look good but your elegance will make him feel like a piece of a … You won’t get a compliment from him. Actually he will make you feel bad about your outfit and as if isn’t enough he will take you to a fast-food where everybody will stare at you, making you feel even worse.

Get late but not too much. If you do this you’ll have to face 2 possibilities: #1 your partner will be so bored until you get there that he will leave soon or #2 he had left already.

No matter how hungry you are don’t eat more than he does. No matter how “picky” you are with food I’m sure that just one night you can eat something normal. Come on, we all know that when you’ll go to the lady’s room you will puke. Just kidding…

Don’t talk about your ex. Of course, he was a jerk, a monster, a bastard and every other appellative you want to use on him. Finally you two broke up and now you are looking for a prince charming, but if you don’t watch your mouth at the end of the day your teddy bear will be the only consolation you’ll find.

Forget about the beauty tips that you had read earlier and about the new spring collection of clothes, he is not your best friend Mona. She’s just two tables away watching you guys and tacking notes. In two hours you two will discuss all the details of this date.

When you do get to the lady’s room don’t stay too much. At least not long enough to make him to call you. But I think it will be pretty funny “Dear did you left? I thought you were to the lady’s room…Did I misunderstand?” This is what a polite boy will do. The others will finish their dinner and will left letting you the bill as a souvenir.

Make sure he didn’t drink too much and he is quite awake if he is taking you home. Don’t give him your exactly address, change the number of the flat or something. Just saying… In a couple of hours you might get a serenade. Oh and don’t forget about Mona!

Good luck girls!