For girls
Don’t dress too elegant! It’s your first date, and your partner will definitely choose a casual outfit. I know you want to look good but your elegance will make him feel like a piece of a … You won’t get a compliment from him. Actually he will make you feel bad about your outfit and as if isn’t enough he will take you to a fast-food where everybody will stare at you, making you feel even worse.
Get late but not too much. If you do this you’ll have to face 2 possibilities: #1 your partner will be so bored until you get there that he will leave soon or #2 he had left already.
No matter how hungry you are don’t eat more than he does. No matter how “picky” you are with food I’m sure that just one night you can eat something normal. Come on, we all know that when you’ll go to the lady’s room you will puke. Just kidding…
Don’t talk about your ex. Of course, he was a jerk, a monster, a bastard and every other appellative you want to use on him. Finally you two broke up and now you are looking for a prince charming, but if you don’t watch your mouth at the end of the day your teddy bear will be the only consolation you’ll find.
Forget about the beauty tips that you had read earlier and about the new spring collection of clothes, he is not your best friend Mona. She’s just two tables away watching you guys and tacking notes. In two hours you two will discuss all the details of this date.
When you do get to the lady’s room don’t stay too much. At least not long enough to make him to call you. But I think it will be pretty funny “Dear did you left? I thought you were to the lady’s room…Did I misunderstand?” This is what a polite boy will do. The others will finish their dinner and will left letting you the bill as a souvenir.
Make sure he didn’t drink too much and he is quite awake if he is taking you home. Don’t give him your exactly address, change the number of the flat or something. Just saying… In a couple of hours you might get a serenade. Oh and don’t forget about Mona!
Good luck girls!
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