December 3, 2011

Dating Tips. Part one

For guys


Don’t get late to your first date with your Miss. You will ruin her dreams about the perfect entrance to the restaurant, about you watching her, being impressed and praying that she is just as impressed as you are. Trust me, girls love that.

Don’t drink too much water. It will make you look nervous. Yes I know… that’s just the way you feel, but we don’t want her to know that, right? You are in control of the situation and that’s why you will order for her.

And this is taking us to tip # 3. Don’t order something too sophisticated. You want to make a good impression, not to make her feel like is some kind of peasant that just moved to town.  

Don’t talk too much, let her speak too. Maybe you will discover how many things you two have in common. Or… you will discover what soap operas she’s been watching and what Hispanic actors she is in love with.

Tip #5 if this happens you can start talking about football and soccer players. But don’t forget! If she doesn’t mention anything about love movies, you can’t, never under any circumstances, you can’t talk about football. Girls don’t like football, ok? When are you guys going to understand that?

Don’t answer when your mom is calling you. Yeah, I know how much you love her, but at least for 3 hours, I’m sure you can handle the situation without her. And girls don’t like boy’s moms. Just like moms don’t like their boys girlfriends. Think about Tom hunting Jerry. Between your mom and your girlfriend things are working the same way.

Take her home. It’s the perfect way to find out her address without asking for it and without being too pushing. Oh and also don’t forget to mention that you had a great time and you will love to see her again. Do that even if you didn’t like her, even if she wasn’t your type. Just do this because there is a law of compensation and the very next time that you will go out with a beautiful girl she won’t say a word about that night and you will feel like cr… you will cry.

Good luck to your next date! 

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